#12838 How do you tell if a guy has a crush (or at least interested) on you?

#12815 You. Yes, you. I miss you.

#12814 I was really bored and avoiding homework, and I wrote a poem. I've never done this before but I wanted to share.

Daddy gets home tomorrow
He went to buy safety
From those that brought us sorrow

They'll come back
Or so we're told
"Fight them there"
Keep out their cold

And so he went
And lived on the seas
Sending up planes
To bring them liberty

Why is it so?
Our "liberty" laden skies
Do naught but know
The sadness of children's cries?

Who are we then?
The savior Caesar?
Democracy's mighty pen?
We are neither
We are the ones
That fill the skies
With what brings the children's cries.

#12813 To the girl that was on the Tower Acres bus that got on at the Union with a grey hoodie on, you are pretty.! :)

#12812 I'm not usually one to complain about stuff like Tinder. If I send a message and you don't respond or give some half assed answers, whatever, I don't really care. Most of the time it's because I'm the one that f*cked up. But ladies, if you are the one initiating the conversation, don't just give one word answers. It's boring. It's like I'm trying to talk to a wall. I'm trying to figure out where I screwed up and then I realize I never even had the opportunity to screw up because you are basically the one that approached me. It's a total mind f*ck.

#12807 For awhile now I've mulled this idea over in my head. I really like it, but it's not feasible I think. How great would it be if somebody went and planted cannabis seeds in sporadic public places this coming spring, and let them grow? Not like a garden, but just here and there, all over town. Just to illustrate that it's a plant. It's a weed. It grows in the ground. There's no reason to be terrified of it or assume it'll turn your child into a devil worshiper. Could you imagine driving by hobby lobby and seeing cannabis sprouting in their parking lot? That would be hilarious.

#12806 Thank you to the parking enforcer dude who ripped up & voided my ticket after he saw me trying to make out with my gf in the back seat last night.

#12811 I get really pissed off every time I hear people making fun of peoples' accents and calling their English "Engrish." Shut the fuck up. Do you know how difficult it is to learn an entire language, or at least enough to communicate? Unless you can talk in foreign languages with a completely flawless accent, go shove cacti up your ignorant ass.