#12865 Flings are great and all but the problem is flings don't last and then that girl you once knew is in your past. It ended so fast, I thought I could recover from the fall like nothing ever happened at all, then I saw you in the hall and realized I'm still attached, damn how I thought we'd be a perfect match.

#12928 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4g4oV8lK4s

#12912 Tillet, when are we going to hook up again?
-the girl from a few weeks ago

#12864 I got way too drunk at a frat party this weekend to the point where I had almost no control of what I was doing. Made out with a guy who then almost tried to rape me. Luckily my friend was holding my phone so I could actually reason with myself that I couldn't leave. If this were the 90s, I would have been raped. Thanks modern day technology!

#12863 Feminism's greatest trick is to convince the most privileged, safest, well-fed, and wealthiest cohort of people in world history that they are somehow oppressed, marginalized, and under significant threat.

#12862 To confession 12794 I had the same problem and I worried that I wouldnt be able to think of anything else when I'm with someone. It turns out when you get really close to someone and let them in its just you and them so my advice is to just go for it

#12861 I fucking swear the next person to follow me up the stairs at an uncomfortably close distance is getting a mouthful fart. That shit is more annoying than being tailgated.

#12860 I feel like Halo 4 didn't do justice to the gaming monument that is the Halo trilogy. I'm still buying Halo 5 next year because if any games have earned a crowd that is loyal, Halo is among them.