#12915 My roommate's girlfriend stayed the night. She was on her period and used my town to clean off after she showered. I noticed this shit in the morning after I used it to clean off. THE FUCK!

#12886 I'm in engineering and really want a girlfriend. While there are some attractive girls in my major, all the girls only care about studying and their grades and don't want to date. And I don't know how to talk to girls outside my major.

#12885 I'm crushing hard on this girl I TA for. I think she's honestly one of the most beautiful women I've had the pleasure of meeting. She's gorgeous, intelligent, and has a great personality. I just wish I could compliment her without it coming off the wrong way.

#12884 I don't even know why I'm in the pre-vet concentration. I study fifty times harder than everyone around me and I make mediocre grades. I have spent days preparing for exams only go get back C's and D's while people who looked at a book for three seconds get A's and B's. This is the first time in my life that I have felt completely stupid. I don't see how I'm ever getting into vet school.

#12883 How do you know if you should ask out a 6,7 or 8 if you don't even know where you are on the scale?

#12882 You know, I think I understand what you're like now. You're very beautiful and you think men are only interested in you because you're beautiful, but you want them to be interested in you because you're you. The problem is, aside from all that beauty, you're not very interesting. You're rude, you're hostile, you're sullen, you're withdrawn. I know you want someone to look past all that at the real person underneath but the only reason anyone would bother to look past all that is because you're beautiful. Ironic, isn't it? In an odd way you're your own problem.

#12881 To the girl in Villa Pizza on tuesday afternoon 12:30 or 40 who smiled at me. Thanks for that awesome smile it helped me cope with my fucked up ece lab the following hour.
-Brown Guy with Mac and Cheese

#12880 To the Qdoba near campus,

You are the elite. Everyone knows the key to a great burrito is the final packaging. Yes, that quality final wrap holding heaven in a tortilla for us mortals to consume is essential.
Thank you for blessing us with your burritos. They are amazing.

Sincerely,

A mortal who has seen the way.

P.S. Qdoba > Chipotle; that queso is a serious TKO to Chipotle's wad they call food.