#13023 If you're 555 them I'm 666.

#13022 I love chemistry but I just failed my ChE 205 exam because I didn't put my name on two of the answer sheets and if you dont put your name on a answer sheet it won't get graded. If I don't pass this class I'm gonna get kicked out of ChE and I won't know what to do with my life.

#13021 Accomplished a life goal this weekend: had sex with a guy and a girl in the same day.

#13020 I'm now medicated for depression, and no one knows but me, my psychiatrist, and my CAPS counselor.

#13029 Engineering classes. Study. Hit the gym. Study. Cook dinner. Study. Work. Study. Repeat, week in, week out.

Will some nice young lady please take a moment out of her day and fuck me until I can't walk straight to take my mind off a few things

#13019 Decided to quote Easy A while having sex. The part where Emma and the gay kid are pretending to have sex and he says "do you smell that? Do you smell that?"... ... Definitely was funnier in my head.

#13018 I feel like my morals have done me more bad than good. I've always respected women and felt that I should treat girls right like take them out on dates and make her feel special and never believed in hookups. I feel like since I'm a good guy I will always lose in this society. Seems like all the douchebags who just want hookups always end up with the girls while I am still single. My ways may have worked 10 years ago. Sad that times have changed.

#13028 To the dick that smashed our pumpkins on N Chauncey: I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.