#13214 There are too many cute girls in this world, but there is only one me ;(

#13213 Who else agrees that someone should make a page similar to Purdue Secret Admirers and Purdue Confessions where people can make posts anonymously but it should be a page where people can share dating tips or advice? An anonymous guy/girl asks a question or explains predicament and people can comment and what he/she can do. Make it happen admin!

#13212 To the guy who stole my phone tonight at work. Thanks for at least leaving my earphones behind...but in all seriousness, if you could just do the right thing and turn it in, I would really appreciate it.

#13271 To the owner of a beige jeep grand cherokee you're an asshole for bumping my car and leaving it parked with the trailer hitch touching my car by the armory!!!! FU

#13270 So, I'm a double major in the college of engineering and the college of liberal arts. I know that people are expecting me to say that both of my majors are equally difficult, but that's just not true. I almost never study for my liberal arts courses and regularly get 'A's, but I spend all my time studying for my engineering courses and often get 'F's. That aside, I do love both my majors and think that they are both equally valuable. I'm not insecure enough to change one of my majors just because of someone's opinion.

#13269 Dear Dumbass Bicyclists On/ Around Campus:

Please learn how to properly ride your damn bikes. No, this is not for the ones who do follow traffic rules and such AS ONE SHOULD when operating a bicyclic vehicle. This is for the idiots who have the nerve to blindly veer into oncoming traffic without looking and go the wrong way. Just because you'rr on a bicycle does not mean that your shitty looks at motor vehicles will make you any less injured / dead when you blindly cut off a moving vehicle. And when it's your fault, a little PSA: stop acting like dumbasses and maybe drivers of motor vehicles will stop minding sharing he road. Your dirty looks do nothing but piss us off when you have a sense of entitlement that is not deserved because, my friends, you, on bicycles, are subject to the same rules of traffic, i.e. signal to turn, stopping at stop signs, etc. (Sound familiar?) as others. My confession: I would totally support cyclists having to go to safety classes before being allowed to utilize their bicycles on campus and especially in the streets. As a side note, I do stay off your bike lanes on campus, stay out from in front of my car.

#13208 I anonymously post naked pictures of myself online. I secretly hope a hot guy on campus will recognize me from them one day.

#13211 It's entirely beyond me how so many people can wear flip-flops in this insufferable weather.