#13406 To the Indian guy, I don't remember your name, but I met at the bars on Saturday. I asked you to have a shot with me and you didn't let me pay! You knew I was hitting on you and you said "hey you're really cute but I can't be with someone taller than me".
I just wanted to say you were really cute and super nice! I hope we can at least be friends. Or let me pay you back for the shot I can't stop thinking about.

#13502 The formula to the secret of life is as follows... secret to life = titties + beer

#13405 Racism was started by white people.

#13404 Purdue University, where people are smart enough to calculate advanced physics and calculus, but too stupid to ignore obvious internet trolls

#13423 Face reality. http://www.reddit.com/r/theredpill

inb4 white knights

#13501 My gf farted while I had it inside her.. and it made me harder....

#13403 Twerking will get you a man for a night.. Praying will get you a husband for a lifetime.

#13402 Who ever said Marcel DuPlantier was single you lied!!

Isnt he seeing someone?