#13533 My roommates don't understand Charmin Ultra's concept of less is more; they go through rolls of the stuff like it's one-ply. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

#13563 To the guys who run me down with their black Ford Focus when I was biking at 3 AM at the intersection of State St and River Rd, even though you had a red light: I will find you and I will haunt you! I was still alive when you decided to dump my body in the cold river and you could have taken me to a hospital. Decided it has been, I shall now forever haunt you two! Code word : jingalala.

#13532 When I see you in the garden once again
Baby you'll be standing in the summer rain
Laugh and cry and say what it's all about
You can even jump and shout
And you'll smile and say "How are you?" again

#13528 I'm broke. How do I make money?

#13531 Looking for the real Potato.
-Lonely Sweet Potato

#13530 Why are international students who own expensive cars hated so much? I just do not understand that. It is their life, so it is their choice.

One thing, I hear from people who take offense is ‘They are trying to show off and flaunt their wealth’.
-Let me educate you then, most likely they are not trying to show off. They probably drive those cars simply for the pleasure of driving them. I have yet to witness any one of them ever saying anything snobbish, revving and trying to get anyone’s attention. Therefore there is no evidence to suggest that they are trying to showoff.

The other thing that I hear is ‘They do not need to drive those cars’.
-Of course they don’t. Nobody NEEDS those cars. But they probably do because they can.

The third thing that haters say to justify their hate is that they [the haters] grew up poor or they have to work to support themselves in college and that is why they think that these international students are spoiled.
- Well I guess that is how it is in life. Some people are privileged and some are not. You need to learn to accept that. And it is certainly narrow minded of you to expect other people to follow YOUR lifestyle just because you have had some hardships in life.

Can anyone else see how messed up this is. They have done nothing to anyone and said nothing to anybody. YOU are the ones saying crap about them for no reason at all. That makes YOU an asshole NOT them.

Meanwhile I still can’t walk down the street on a weekend night without being called a racial slur or two by some moron.

#13529 These bikers need to get over themselves. You guys should be happy Purdue even has a bike lane and I still don't know why they had to make a 50/50 split between walking and bike lanes. There are way more walkers than bikers and I have to use te bike lane to get past some slow walkers if im in a hurry. But just because you're a biker doesnt mean you get to play chicken with pedestrians you have to yield regardless. Just like if you are in a car you have to yield to pedestrians and not play chicken with them. Next time a biker tries to play chicken im just gonna stand there, take the hit and sue your ass.

#13542 So most of my friends are gone and I'm gonna be stuck here studying for thanksgiving. Any girls want to hangout?
Confession:
I'm a guy and I still haven't seen mockingjay yet.