#13632 Nothing better than that 2:39am Dairy Queen sesh! #burgerandblizzard #noline

#13631 Is it bad that I wish my girlfriend were heavier? I absolutely love my girlfriend and have all intentions of marrying her but I just wish she was a little heavier I have a thing for heavier thicker girls and idk why.

#13630 I woke up this mornin, and i swore to god that i'd never take another drink again.
You know you're in trouble when your 20 and drunk by 11 AM.

#13686 I'm proud of the fact that I'm not associated with a frat

#13669 I don't know how so many girls keep getting in relationships with bad guys, breaking up, and then getting into another bad relationship. Do you not respect yourself or something? There are a lot of good guys out here, but you keep finding the bad ones, and then claiming there are no good ones. You're more sexist than most men, and it's your fault!

#13724 What are the odds that Alpha Chi Omega is doing spring recruitment? I missed my chance this past fall, and I really like the sorority. I would love to be a part of it!

#13685 I get turned on when I hear my neighbors having sex. You know, in that deliciously shameful way.

#13659 I don't actually plan on waiting till I get married to have sex buy I just say that to keep away guys who just want to sleep with me. Is that wrong?