#13731 I want to know who the moderator of Purdue Confessions is. Lets gather all the information we know about him/her. Apparently, some people actually developed a huge crush for this anonymous person. We would actually be doing our fellow boiler makers a favor.

From Post #13707, He is an Indian.

P.S: I TRIPLE dare you to post this, Purdue Confessions.

#13747 I hate it when people call me an inspiration and say I am the strongest person they’ve ever met. I have several genetic disorders that make my life a living hell and I have also dealt with more devastating situations than one person should ever endure. But what makes me so angry is that people immediately assume that I must be so strong because I have such a positive outlook on life and try to always be happy. Which is funny because I have contemplated on ending my life several times to just be done with the emotional and physical pain. I even cut myself so much on my hip (because it is easy to cover up) that I hit bone several times just to get rid of the pain. So no, I’m not someone to call an inspiration because I’m no stronger than anyone else. I’m just a genetic mutation that clearly failed and I’m dealing with it. I’m dealing with the shitty hand life dealt me and refuse to let it define me. I’m not some extraordinary person. I’m just want to be treated like some normal person. The reason I’ve been able to accomplish more than my doctors ever even fathomed is because of this: the only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself.

#13730 Any Indian girl who wants a guy to smoke (mostly cigarettes) with? Leave a comment below, and I'll contact you. With the finals week coming up, we can get together and light up!

#13746 \log(time spent working out at the gym) = \alpha + \beta1(number of cute guys there) + \beta2(their hotness) + \beta3(number of cute guys*their hotness) + \epsilon

#13745 Sometimes I want to be a Black guy. Sure, police might be more likely to "profile" me, but my dick would be twice as big. The tradeoff is worth it! I'd probably also be more confident.

#13744 I don't get why there's always such a negative stigma associated with suicide. For example, I want to kill myself if I don't lose my virginity before I turn 22. Not because I feel bad or sorry for myself, but because I am simply uninterested in continuing. Only thing that would stop me is that scrutiny and shit my family would have to deal with. That wouldn't be fair to them.

#13853 The only real way to get a Latina interested from the dance floor is to know how to dance Bachata real good.
- A white, Jewish guy who speaks fluent Spanish and can't dance for shit. The struggle is real.

#13768 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk8Ji2uVsRM&feature=youtu.be&list=PL-6e-ZX4aO-nEDxPilxbwKurTwx8dICmE

Admins preach this shit on the page and put it at the top.