#14212 anybody know a website to order high quality fake id?

#14211 That blonde lady in red coat walking inside recitation building at 3.30 pm on Friday. You smiled at me as I was standing by the door and it made my day. Thanks! I needed that.

#14210 Protip: Go see Fifty Shades on Valentine's Day. It's going to be a lust zone.

#14140 Confession: Least favorite thing to hear at the corec: "Oh you're strong for your size." Fuck that, I'm gonna be strong for any size. #TheGainsAreInevitable

#14209 I really wish there was a gay bar here. Picking up girls isn't my strong point and I'm way too scared to approach guys at any of the bars. #biprobs

#14194 Is it weird to suck the dicks of two different guys with the same name?

#14170 You know what ready fucking sucks? When you have homework to do and your incompetent boss makes you work with the highly conservative bitch, who refuses to get off the computer even though she's sitting there playing candy crush on her tablet...

#14208 Months ago You walked away from us. That was really hard. And now it's even harder that I removed myself from every part of your life. But I will always love you. I don't care what happens. You'll always have a place next to me. I wish I could tell you this in person but I don't know how you'd react.