#14300 So I emailed CAPS to join a fucking group session and they said to call. So I call them 3 times in past few days and I'm yet to get an fucking answer... what the fuck..? I've gone from depressed to fucking angry. Fuck it.

#14299 I have a dilemma... I've been dating this girl for about two months, and I'm crazy about her. She told me a while ago that about four months ago she and a girlfriend slept over at one of their guy friends house. Both of them woke up in just their underwear... She says she's positive that nothing happened, and he confirms that, but her and her girlfriend don't really remember anything. I'm suspicions as hell... But I let it go. I just heard from a mutual friend that said guy friend bragged to him about roofie-Ing some girl. Suspicions are back... Do I tell her (she's been kinda depressed lately... I feel like this won't help any), do I keep it to myself, do I talk to him... I really want it to be addressed, but I want to do it in a way that will hurt her as little as possible. Im just at a loss here :(

#14312 I very seriously want to know what people who vote for candidates that "want to return America to god" are thinking. It may be easy for them to say "oh we don't need those rights" because they already don't use them. It might be easy to say "yeah everyone ought to do that, it's in this book I believe thoroughly" when all these things are already actively self-imposed in your life. But to take these away from or impose them on others is disturbingly mean-hearted, shortsighted, arrogant, authoritative, and above all downright un-American. The very structure of America is fundamentally secular on purpose, and fickle religious policy should never hold an ounce of sway over legislative action.

#14298 I just want to tell you all, been training hard to run a marathon in April in the memory of my late father. He was the greatest ever.

#14297 Ok. Let's set the record straight a bit for all of the people who keep posting asking "what should I do?" Valentine's day. Big f$&@ing deal. You're acting as if you're about to ask someone to marry you (no disrespect to anyone who actually plans on asking someone to marry you on that day). As I'm sure that the great majority of people won't, I think I'm safe here. It's not that big of a deal. To put it simply, you're just hanging out with someone. This isn't a life-or-death situation. It's just you hanging out with a chick or dude (depending on circumstances). Just chill out and enjoy yourself. You did the first step right by asking someone out or saying yes. That was honestly part. Just relax. Otherwise, you'll f$&@ it up and cry about it later. Just chill, smile, and have fun. And for those who don't know what their date wants, here's friendly advice. Dudes usually just want to know that the girl is satisfied. It's that f$&@ing simple. Lots of REAL smiles, some kisses, and, as I'm sure most people would agree, some sex at the end of the night is all a guy really wants/needs. Anything else you give him would be a bonus and he would pretty much be happy with anything. Women, I can admit, are a little trickier. You actually have to play detective a bit. If you've known her or dated a while, then it's easier. If you are Facebook friends, makes it even easier. What's her favorite color(s)? What does she like to do for fun besides Netflix? What's her outlook on life? All that jazz. Really, it would seem that women just want to know we care and actually put thought and effort into anything we give them or do that day (or any day for that matter). They don't expect us to spend millions of dollars and to rent out limos and crap. Just put some thought into it and mean what you say. All else fails? Start with a dozen or so red roses and work your way up. I'm not hating on anyone for having someone for that day or whatever; I'm just tired of people panicking for no real reason. Just chill. Hopefully this lowers the amount of "what should I do?" posts...

#14311 Amiibo collecting is expensive.

#14296 Big glasses, converse shoes, rolled up khakis pants. Gee, can you be any more of a hipster? Gosh. And if you want to be a hipster, slim the fuck down. Hipsters are not supposed to be overweight.

#14283 Your birthday is the one time of the year in which you know who your fake friends are and who are your real ones.