#14306 Dear future husband,

I know you're out there. There are so many people on this planet. There has got to be somebody who finds the same things funny and interesting and the same things boring as me. Even if that's not the case, there has got to be somebody who would want to spend all their time with me, and I'd want the same. I just know there has got to be somebody for me out there, and for you too. So just work hard and do your thing. It will happen when it's meant to.

- A hopeless romantic

#14305 American girls, can you please list out the things you dislike most about Indian guys?

#14304 Really wish there were more people who were interested in watching the Dota 2 DACs with me then the Superbowl...

#14303 So I saw these two guys holding hands and walking by Lily on Friday. They looked so freaking happy and cute. It brought a smile to my face seeing a couple enjoying each others presence, it brought a smile to my face. Thank you for making my day brighter and I genuinely hope you guys didn't think I was smirking at you in a negative way!

#14302 so I went out to the bars and I was gonna stay at my buddy's house which is Right around the corner. My drunk ass leaves the bar loses hisself Somewhere and finally finds the house. I get in, immediately (I don't know why) I hop in the shower, then I get out and say to myself I wanna go home, so I grab my clothes leave the house Butt ass naked get in the car drive home. I get home and fall asleep on the stairs. I'm not drinking anytime soon.also I know drinking and driving wasn't cool at all.

#14301 I saw these 2 girls talking one time about this guy, and all they did was talk about how weird he was for trying to talk to her and asking her to hang out. The worst was when one said 'just blow him off,' This really hits home for me, as I seem to always be that guy who is the victim of girls just blowing him off. It's gotten so bad, one girl I tried to ask for help on homework wouldn't even respond. Like god forbid a guy ever text you if he's not the absolute perfect guy. Just blow him off, it doesn't matter. This actually gets me really angry, and I feel bad for the other guys who are a victim of this. Disclaimer: yes, I understand not all girls do this, and I understand that girls have their reasons, but in my case, why would you ignore someone after less than a day and 2 text messages?

#14353 I hate when part of a pro cannabis legalization argument involves putting down other drugs like cocaine and heroin. Just leave coke the fuck alone. Not my fault if some people can't enjoy it responsibly.

#14352 I was running back from class, when all of a sudden, someone yelled get back. I das forced to the ground, but I was able to get up, and I backed away. The guy was at least 30ft of so it couldn't have been him, but I ignored it and went about my routine. The skies darkened ominously, and I decided to head to a nearby building. Inside no one was around. I stood there for a moment, and was then taken down again. I then knew the assailant was a large dark wolf that had pinned me to the ground, the back of my head in its jaws. It mast have been massive, as I'm 6'1". I struggled, and felt it press my face and my back into the ground. I tried again, but this time it pressed harder on my back and head. I could feel the pain of its teeth piercing the back of my head, but I did not thrash and tear. It just pressed harder. I tried once more, but was countered with even more force than last, I could feel the pain spiking through me. I went limp my muscles exhausted, strength drying up. The powerful figure which pressed me into the floor then was gone. I was alone on the floor, but someone else had appeared beside me. Before I could see who had come to my aid. I woke up.

Sorry about the grammatical mistakes, I just felt that I needed to write this down somewhere.