#14409 Girls, would it kill you to be just straightforward and honest? Guys are not smart enough to catch up to your subtle signals.

#14387 Fellow Polski students, where you at?

#14386 That moment when you realize that people you thought were friends only talk to you when they need help with homework

#14385 Who ever just crop dusted the Union, I don't know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will bare bottom fart your pillow so hard you will have pink eye for a month.

#14374 I'm in love! I'm in LOVE! And I don't care who knows it!!

#14384 I don't know how to make good friends here. I have been in a club for 3 years now, but nobody is a good friend. We don't speak unless it's at club. Nobody ever wants to go out and do things outside of club. It seems like everybody is far too busy for friends here at Purdue.

#14373 Fuck Netflix. That's right, I said it.

#14370 Testing, Testing, Testing, does this message work?