#14483 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP3HJVp3n9c

#14402 I hate sprinkles. Chocolate-chips? Sure. Marshmallows? Of course. M&Ms? Pile 'em on. Sprinkles? Ugh colored sticks tasting like wood.

#14400 Homosexuals are so gay.

#14482 The only way Obama could ever effectively govern (Key and Peele)

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/tnawa2/key-and-peele-obama-s-meeting-with-republicans

#14399 Girls on tinder can be REALLY MEAN!

#14414

"I just met the girl of dreams
It's funny it turns out that she
Lives just down the street, we could go for a walk
Or sit on her porch drinking coffee and talking for hours

Falling in love is a beautiful thing
Like every morning's the first day of spring
God be must smiling down over me
I'm in love with the girl of my dreams

So I married the girl of my dreams
In a chapel in Tennessee
She looked like a princess in her wedding dress
I looked like a penguin and I must confess I was nervous

Now I live with girl of my dreams
It's different than I thought it’d be
She steals all my closets and tells me I snore
It's ice cream and Netflix and I love her more every minute
Brown hair, blueish-green eyes
She's southern as apple pie
In the summer (summer)
I love her"

#14381 Do I give her the ring or the flowers first tomorrow? Help me out Purdue!

#14398 To the white girl that likes asian guys. I don't know who you are but I must admit that it is hard myself to find a white girl that likes asian guys. Comment on this and I will message you.