#14741 More of a question than a confession, how many people have gotten freaky in subway next to where else, I mean come on, where's the self respect

#14740 The worst thing at Purdue are the people who say one thing and do another. Practice what you preach please! You preach tolerance and acceptance, so please tolerate and accept the fact that I only want to date who I want to date, and not who you think I should date.
We are all humans. We all have our own preferences in what we look for in an acceptable partner. We are straight, gay, lesbian, men, women, transgender, Christian, Jewish, and Atheist. We are lovers and we want to be free to love who we want.

#14739 Sometimes I still think about you tuptake

#14738 I'm looking to buy a road bike. Anybody have any suggestions of brand or bike that won't break the bank?

#14737 ok, I confess that I honestly don't understand the appeal of sex at all. I've tried sex once--had to stop my partner before it barely started and just say "this is the opposite of fun, for the love of god let's do something else." Tried masturbating multiple times because 'surely I must be doing something wrong' but it was just boring and a complete waste of time. Even things like porn are uninteresting and even distasteful. I feel like there's a huge joke I'm missing out on because there's no way so many people can find sex remotely enjoyable, right? Cuz it certainly isn't a physical problem with me, my hormones and shit are A+ thank you very much.

#14736 One thing I have noticed in the past few months is the number of out-of-state students (especially from California) constantly complaining and trash-talking about Indiana, and saying how much they miss their home state and how much better it is there. While I can understand feeling homesick and being frustrated with weather you're not used to, try to have at least a little respect for the place you came to, and do remember that YOU chose to come here. So if you can't shut up about how much better your home state is, then maybe think about going back instead of bitching about a place you chose to come to.

-an out-of-state student from California

#14735 The phrase 'keep doing you' reminds me of masturbation, which I do do regularly. Thanks.

#14734 One time my cousin Walter got a cat stuck in his ass, true story, he bought it at a local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week he did it again! Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So I run into him a week later, in the mall, and he's buying another cat! I says to him, "Jesus Walt, what are you doing? You're just going to get this cat stuck in your ass too! Why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brody, how the hell else am I suppose to get the gerbil out?"