#15227 It took me 5 and a half hours to make lasagna

#15228 I always have to tap my elbow on the table before I take a bite of food. If I don’t, I can’t put the food in my mouth

#15191 Once I got in a huge fight with my mom, so I told her that in the seventh book of Harry Potter Dobby dies, and she broke down in tears, telling me to leave the house and not to come back until I had thought about what I had done.

#15192 I received a legitimate email from OkCupid that, based on profile clicks, I am now amongst the most attractive female users on the entire site. Also, when I hang out alone I'm more comfortable topless. I am the only one who can appreciate this information. :/

#15193 R u really a man?
Https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kdoja3hlk

#15194 I make my mom presents and she thanks me but my brothers don't she told me that there a**holes I laughed

#15195 When I was fat I used to wonder when will I ever get a skinny body. But now that I am skinny people jealous and I know it! It feels so nice to be one of the skinny ones and to finally wear clothes that fit. I am so much more prettier. But now I can't help but laugh at the fat people… :\ kinda rude but man it feels so great to be SKINNY

#15196 The Toaster Strudel kid Hans Strudel needs to have his little blond face punched a few times. I want to see how he thinks of warm, flaky, gooey TOASTER STRUUUUDELS then!