#15224 I was in the middle of squats and a guy comes over taps me on the shoulder and asks, “Are you Spanish cuz I’m Spanish.” Okay awkward. LoL

#15219 Anyone wanna go to Brother's tonight?

#15220 This one is only for people who are staying on campus over the summer. If you feel bored and need someone to hangout with, just like this post or comment below. I'll PM you and let's hangout!

#15221 If you ever feel down, sad, depressed, or any feeling like that, just remember, not only did none of family show up to my graduation, they actually went on to congratulate my cousins wife on her graduation, and completely ignored me, and my girlfriend decided to break up via unfriending me on Facebook

#15222 You know what's great about getting a Purdue degree from IUPUI? I still get the Purdue degree without having to step a foot in your dilapidated town.

#15223 I sometimes pretend I can control traffic, and laugh at the people who have to stop at the light that I turned red. I also revel in my Devine mercy when I change the lights to green, or when I give way to merging traffic on the highway

#15214 When I’m driving by myself I read billboards in a British accent. I’m not British.

#15215 I have arguments with myself and I never win.