#15276 I always check in the toilet – even in my own home – to make sure there is nothing inside before I use it

#15277 Dissecting cadavers in class always made me hungry for burritos

#15278 When putting on my clothes, I put them on in order of what I would want on most if there was a sudden fire and I had to go outside immediately

#15279 I love popping other people zits! I used to pay my ex a quarter to let me squeeze the ones on his back

#15280 If I watch a scary movie I have to watch it early enough that I can watch at least 2 Disney movies before bedtime.

#15272 There's this girl I know who broke up with her ex about a month ago. She stopped talking to me once because of him, and now she's doing it again. She's going back to him because she thinks he loves her when he obviously doesn't. He was with another girl just a week after they broke up. And I think I love her...I could treat her right. What do I do? She's cut me off since the last time we talked...I said some things I shouldn't have but I regret them all. And now I'm home (far away) for the summer...idk.

#15271 boys cheat because boys are assholes.
girls cheat because boys are assholes.

lol GTFO

#DoubleStandards

#15270 Dark chocolate messes with my digestive system, dark chocolate makes me poop a lot. Like Mega Poop.