Friday, 15 May 2015 02:49 PM
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#15324 I've melted chocolate with my laptop, using the fan vent thing on the side of it. I then formed it into a cylinder, which fought my finals madness off for a bit longer.
Friday, 15 May 2015 02:46 PM
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#15325 My freshman year in a nutshell:
I gave someone my virginity and my Netflix account. My two most prized possessions
Friday, 15 May 2015 02:45 PM
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#15326 My apartment roommate and her ex are currently banging to the song "Call Me Maybe" ......
Friday, 15 May 2015 02:44 PM
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#15327 I automatically assume that anyone who's quiet and super nice does some weird stuff. Like is a drug lord or is in a fight club or something crazy
Friday, 15 May 2015 02:43 PM
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#15328 My crush doesn't know this but every cutesy, flirty, hilarious thing I do and say to him was first practiced on my cat.. it's going okay
Friday, 15 May 2015 02:42 PM
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#15338 To the idiot who was utilizing one of only two filled bathroom stalls to not take a dump but just play Pokemon for 20 minutes, screw you
Friday, 15 May 2015 02:42 PM
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#15329 Ever since I learned about the 3 rules of attraction from psych, I've convinced myself that my coworker and I are soul-mates. Either he hasn't taken that class or he's forgotten what they are because he's dating the wrong girl right now
Friday, 15 May 2015 02:41 PM
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#15330 I've had a crush on one of my close friends for over a year, but I don't want to put her in an awkward situation and make her uncomfortable around me so I haven't said anything about it to her, and probably never will.