#15373 I wish I could find a girl that likes The Beatles as much as me to jump on my Norwegian Wood

#15364 Does anybody know the name of the attractive girl who stood by the flag during the engineering graduation ceremony on the right side of the stage from the audience's view. She's my missed connection

#15365 I just found out today, that something I had removed from my body came back Cancerous after Biopsy...

I need a drink.

#15366 Goal for next year...give it to Alli W hard ;) she thinks I'm a stalker, but I just can't control myself around dat ass

#15367 Sometimes I meet people on campus that make me question the entire Admissions process

#15363 I watch the Maury show to feel better about my love life

#15362 During my first six weeks as a TA, I accidentally matched with a student on Tinder, unknowingly began dancing with another student at a house party, and received emails from two different students that contain winky faces. The universe is either trying to get me laid or get me fired

#15361 Instead of washing my dishes and getting a clean spoon, I put tape around a disposable fork to eat my yogurt. My laziness has reached an all time high and my readiness for life on my own has reached an all time low.