Sunday, 17 May 2015 09:14 AM
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#15389 Imagine if an Ai was created on accident as an NPC in GTA V online, if it escaped the game we'd all be screwed.
Sunday, 17 May 2015 09:13 AM
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#15383 I had a dream that my headphones got so tangled up in my keys that I had to cut the wires up to get my keys out of that mess.
Sunday, 17 May 2015 09:11 AM
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#15382 Can't even begin to count how much I've drank over the last week.
Sunday, 17 May 2015 09:10 AM
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#15390 After hooking up with my neighbor, I noticed a used condom stuck to my infinity scarf.
Sunday, 17 May 2015 09:09 AM
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#15381 Someone just walked into my bathroom stall when I thought it was locked. He just stood there for and we held an awkward stare, then I told him to fuck off. Might be crushing on him right now.
Sunday, 17 May 2015 09:06 AM
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#15380 I was filling out a form at the Co-rec and I asked a random guy what day it was, and he said it was LEG DAY. Thanks guy. Not what I was looking for.
Sunday, 17 May 2015 09:04 AM
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#15379 I just got a batman bobly head figurine. My confession: the small things make me happy in life.
Sunday, 17 May 2015 09:02 AM
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#15378 Tequila shots and deep throating don't mix well. Sorry about the puke... Down there. Night of bad decisions