#15576 to all men who hit/beat/abuse women you will be caught, there is always someone watching and you will regret your decisions for the rest of your life, think again before doing those terrible things to a lady

#15577 Dear old gross man on the third floor of the library, thank you for watching porn with the screen facing outwards and no headphones...I am thoroughly disturbed and now I cant study for my two midterms tomorrow, thanks a million

#15578 So we had a big party last weekend which I don't remember anything of it. I just woke up next morning having a lot of injuries on my body. my roommate told me that I was trying to kiss every single girl in the party .. ps I went to the bathroom and took a shit in front of everyone .. That's weird because I told him that I remember that the bathroom was empty! No one was there! Then they showed me pics. I need to stop drinking for a while

#15601 To the guy who drives a black ford fiesta and parks around the university bookstore area, I think you're so sexy and I know you notice me watching you walk to class...you should come say hi one of these days...you can park that fiesta in my back lot if you know what I mean (; sincerely, the girl watching from the balcony

#15579 To the two guys in the study room on thursday night: Yes, you did hear me meowing. I hope I made you sufficiently uncomfortable. My paper was getting pretty boring and I thought I would spice up all of our lives by giving you an occasional Meoww. Your welcome

#15562 I give up on school. I just want to roll around on the floor with my blanket and be a burrito for the rest if my life.

#15563 I wanted to fuck my poetry teacher, so I hit on my teacher the last day during office hours and instead I got firmly rejected, and a C minus. Only if I was as sexy as Walt Whitman. FML

#15564 Gay and have a boyfriend, but so many hot guys on campus that I find myself thinking very naughty things