#15584 To the girl who led my volunteer trip freshman year, I was and am absolutely in love with you. You were so funny and down to earth, and I think about you all the time, even though we've never hung out, and even now that you've graduated. You're flawless and the perfect girl, but alas the cross you've worn for the three years I've known you led me to believe that you're straight, and I'm bummed

#15585 To my roommate freshman year, when you were having Skype sex with your boyfriend and I walked in and acted like I didn't see anything. I did. I saw him hunched in the corner of your screen naked and I will never be the same. So thanks for that

#15586 Every time I'm sitting in the lounge in my dorms, this blonde girl comes inside, and microwaves weird foods that one would not normally dream of eating warm. Yesterday it was a bowl of cheerios and today is was a salad with no dressing. I just sit silently and try not to draw attention to myself because she may snap at any given moment

#15587 Last year in one of my Psychology classes a student made a GoogleDoc of the study guide so that other classmates could fill in the answers. The night before the test, it was all filled out and so I decided to print it. I thought I copied and pasted it into a new document but really I cut and pasted it. I didn't notice for a good two hours. My apologizes for accidentally erasing the whole study guide at such a crucial time. My bad

#15588 Potter needs deeper toilets. Ma dick keep dippin

#15589 I saw this boy walking across campuss today and guess what. I know that one day him and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited

#15625 Ever feel so empty inside just realizing how much a substance has controle over your lives. My confession everything feels wrong to me.

#15626 Fast 7 it is the cheeseiest and most imposible movie I've watcheded in a while, but, even though I've watched it twice so far, it still takes me for a feel trip. I've never loved a movie as much as I love it.