#15651 My roommate and her friends all hook up with the same guys, is that weird?

#15650 Anyone else think that the bachelorette is hysterical, it's all so stupid!

#15642 I eat krabby patties at 3am.

#15643 My dad was a great dad. He let me and my brother ride on his shoulders and watched avatar:the last air bender with us, he was great. My parents got divorced when I was barely 11 and he changed. He started yelling more and began drinking...he screamed at me for turning the thermostat down once. He died almost a decade ago and I learned to forgiv him and let go of my anger 3 years after he passed. 4 days before the anniversary of his death I found pictures of him kissing another woman while he was still married to my mom (just trust me I know the picture was taken while they were still married) and now I have no idea how to feel. Can you be angry with the dead?

#15653 I've been concerned about my sexual performance for sometime now. The last girl I slept (my second) with was over a year ago and I never came during the entire month that we were doing it (I came close once though). I've been having a similar relationship with another girl for a few weeks now and I kept feeling really shitty about the same thing. This one time, she had to blow me for 45 minutes before I came and it really freaked me out - kinda like I had some form of ED or something. Things have changed now, I finally realized I can last as long as pornstars - make the girl come like crazy and then finish when she blows me. I feel like when I sleep with the right girl, we will come at the same time (yeah i'm a romantic like that)

Feels so good to finally get this off my chest and thank you, kind stranger for listening. Also, I finally have an appreciation for all those confessions that are this long (or longer). I'm never gonna ignore them, saying "TL;DR", again!

#15640 Is it legal to own an owl or eagle cause I think it'd be pretty awesome to have them as pets.

#15641 I ate so much icecream just now, I could give birth to frosty the snowman

#15639 In the end, it was the Sunday afternoons he couldn't cope with, and that terrible listlessness which starts to set in at about 2:55, when you know that you've had all the baths you can usefully have that day, that however hard you stare at any given paragraph in the papers you will never actually read it, or use the revolutionary new pruning technique it describes, and that as you stare at the clock the hands will move relentlessly on to four o'clock, and you will enter the long dark teatime of the soul. ~ DNA