#15749 I'm a single guy looking to date another guy. I'm not really sure how to approach it, since not EVERY guy I think is cute is interested in me......somebody? Anybody? God, this really is high school all over again.

#15743 I want to smoke a phat blunt with Chris Brunnemer.

#15739 I have a confession people...
I am not really a Nigerian prince
Do you forgive me?

#15740 Sometimes I think you like me too, but in the end I know it's my imagination.

#15741 I can be surrounded by people and I still feel lonely. I just wish I was able to actually open myself up to my friends.

#15742 There's only a few things I really care about in life. My body. My pad. My ride. My family. My church. My boys. My girls. My poodle.

#15738 Pooping in residence halls is just awkward in general. However, it's multiplied by about a thousand when you are pooping and the cleaning lady comes in. And you know the second you are done, she's gonna have to go in that stall and scrub that toilet you just blew part.

I'm sorry, cleaning lady. When a girl's gotta go, a girl's gotta go.

#15737 If you're talking in the quiet rooms in the library, I want to punch you in the face.