#15849 So I sent in one of those videos where you take a picture of yourself every day straight for 5 years and I sent it in for a Google contest, but they turned me down and threatened to call the police on me. I guess the pictures were suppose to be of my face and not my penis.

#15850 There was a guy in my ME 274, ECE 207 lab and ME 290 in Spring semester. Whenever I talk to someone, they know him and encourage to avoid him since he has a pretty bad reputation around the campus. Seems like he's always alone. First, I felt bad for him but after so many people told he likes screwing up and getting people in trouble because he's psychologically sick, I thought its better to stay away. I dont want friends like him. Nah...

#15851 How are Indians allergic to beef?

#15852 So I fucked up yesterday.
After recovering from my surgery, I've been very physically and mentally taxed.
So i went out for like a 4 mile longboard ride yesterday, And all the sudden, As I'm coming to rest for a bit, I See an absolutely gorgeous dark haired goddess sitting with a blonde female friend and a male friend outside Veinna.

She kept peaking at me, or giving me the eyes or what have you. And my brain went Full Forest Gump, and Couldn't come up with a good way to introduce myself until they were getting up to leave?

Anyone know who this girl may be, It'd be nice to take her out to dinner if she was interested. I think her friend she ran into was named Sam or such? I can't Recall.

TL;DR: I was on deck, But I didn't even swing the bat. I dun fucked up

#15853 I am a 20 year old man. My crush tells me I look 15. Yay or nay?

#15854 My girlfriend broke up with me right after the first time we had sex. Guess losing a girlfriend because of your dick size is the worst feeling.

#15855 I confess that I've jerked off at most 5 times in a time span of 24 hours. Was a long day of course.

#15856 The only way to move forward is to quit wallowing in self pity and let go of your victim status.