#15876 As elitist as it sounds, when someone doesn't squat below parallel I die a little inside.

#15878 I think I'm literally attracted to girls who lift. If I've seen a girl a few times at the corec, I think that dedication is what I find attractive.

#15866 This is to the girl who always seems to be in the library with some kind of iced coffee from Starbucks. You are so hot I day dream of having my way with you on one of the Library tables. Help me figure out who this is. She has gorgeous curly hair, always wears white and red headphones, and she is always either taking selfies or snap chatting I don't really know which. HELP ME! This is the girl of my dreams.

#15865 Am I the only one who finds the idiotic irony in people lusting and crushing after people and hoping they fall in love or whatever through a confession completely moronic? I have a much easier way to get to what you want. Talk to the person! It's scary as hell to do but its much better than hoping. My father always told me "shit in one hand and wish in the other and see which fills up faster". That quote applies here.

#15864 I can't stay classy without my new Dodge Durango.

#15863 Don't know if I have it in me to finish out these summer courses with dignity. All I wanna do is get high and masturbate at this point.

#15862 "Like" the status if you think that girls are VERY mean...

#15861 I am at that point in my life where I am getting sick of seeing friends getting engaged. I get it you love your partner and want to tie the knot, spend the rest of your life with them and so forth, that is great! My dad acknowledged this the other day and asked me, "How does that make you feel, son? Do you feel pressured by this?" I told him bluntly, "Yes, it makes me feel like shit." I did not say this next part but I wanted to add, "For somebody in such a difficult medical program who has never shared substantial relations with any member of the fairer sex and is experiencing plights of angst and depression on a day-to-day basis, I think I am doing well for myself. However, I do not need any engagement announcements to remind me of how lonely I actually am or insignificant, inferior, and jaded I feel. Thank you for asking, dad." I am not angry at my friends, I am happy for them and their fiance/es but this whole affair is turning me into a living carcass of inconsolable sadness. I never wanted to become this grotesque monstrosity I am now - it is not who I am or aspire to become. I just wish others would understand that and help me "survive" in this treacherous, unforgiving world. A world that has abused me through and through and abandoned me to its greater shadows, long forgotten to the eyes of Gods and Men. I don't want to live and die alone, not like this.