#15892 My girlfriend is a basic bitch

#15893 So this guy and I were talking, which I hoped would lead into a relationship one day.. Unfortunately the fucker decided to bring another girl over and fucked her right in front of me!!! Story of My Sad Life

#15894 To the kid who drives around campus in a convertible with orange hubcaps - WHY!?!

#15895 I often think of going to Anime Conventions to pick up sexy cosplay girls. That, and I enjoy that stuff.

#15896 Today I had a *beautiful* girl walk into the building in front of me. She was eating something and then went out of her way to throw away her wrapper, which I though was respectful because I feel that most people would just throw it on the ground. Then she noticed I was coming in the building behind her and she went out of her way to hold the door for me. She was blonde girl wearing a sky blue Jansport backpack, white pants, and knee high boots. I just wanted to let you know that you're an awesome person and if I was straight, I totally would have introduced myself and gave you my number.

#15897 A former classmate accidentally sent me a link to hentai a couple of weeks ago. I sincerely hope I have a class with him next semester just so we can make eye contact and he can feel the weight of my judgement.

#15879 When i see a girl that i like, i sallow my tongue and freeze, which explains why i am 21 and virgin.

#15880 I attended every scheduled class one semester. As a result I learned a lot and received good grades.