#15944 No regets. Ever

#15945 I need to bang something

#15946 What if life really was a box of chocolates?

#15947 Is it against the rules to climb the trees on campus? And can I not wear shoes to class? If my two greatest desires are against policy, Imma cry.

#15937 Most of the time, I skip my classes to play Pokemon. Luckily, my grades are pretty good. But still. I love / am addicted to Pokemon. Ever since I was 7

#15936 Me and my girlfriend, we were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.
This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.
Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilage or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.
We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears.. My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

#15935 If you're straight and you get hit on by a gay guy, take it as a complement. Don't be a homophobe!

#15934 I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.