Thursday, 04 June 2015 09:32 AM
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#15984 Sometimes when life gets a little too intense, I spend a few minutes stomping around my apartment pretending to be a raptor. Dinosaur noises are an integral part of the process. It is the best stress relief I have found!
Thursday, 04 June 2015 09:32 AM
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#15985 I can't stand how ambitious my girlfriend is.
Thursday, 04 June 2015 09:32 AM
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#15986 When I first had sex, I told the guy "don't worry, I watch a lot of porn."
Thursday, 04 June 2015 09:31 AM
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#15987 Bitches don't change.
Thursday, 04 June 2015 09:30 AM
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#15977 How my time is managed - Studying: Ain't nobody got time fuh dat! Netflix and/or The Walking Dead: I got a little time.. ...all night happens.
Thursday, 04 June 2015 09:30 AM
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#15976 If you smoke weed, post pictures about smoking/buying/loving weed, post statuses or tweet about smoking/buying/loving weed or talk about the "crazy-fun" things you did while you were high; I'm judging you. Hard. Sorry not sorry.
Thursday, 04 June 2015 09:30 AM
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#15975 I ate playdough today.
Thursday, 04 June 2015 09:29 AM
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#15974 He runs...the one I've chosen...that crazy curly blond hair...I think I'll take him when he runs...