#16004 I'm awkward. But it's okay. :)

#16005 I feel like someone should make a hula-hooping club or a hide-and-seek club.

#16006 My girlfriend dumped me for some guy with more muscle than brains but I don't care. At least I got to beat it up one last time before she dumped me she's gonna be feeling it for days!

#16007 I fell so in love with a guy that completely shattered my heart. Since we have broken up I have lost all confidence and even though he cheated on me, I can't help but think I'm still in love with him. And to this day he knows exactly how to get what he wants from me, and he always does. He's honestly made me lose all trust in men and so scared.

#15988 Too embarrassed to admit I need a second job....who's hiring?

#15989 I become irritated when friends constantly expect free rides from me because I have a car. Considering I pay for my own gas, maintenance, and insurance, the least you could do is float me a few dollars if you're going to ask for several rides a week. I understand not everyone can have a car, but know that for the students that do, cars aren't cheap.

#15990 I've broken the speed of the sound of loneliness. I'm out there running just to be on the run.

#15991 Size and length, 2 things women lie about, but engineers never will...