Monday, 08 June 2015 08:13 AM
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#16103 I wish my facial hair didn't grow out so fast, and in such a glorious and itchy manner.
Monday, 08 June 2015 08:12 AM
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#16104 Wish I could play the midnight release of Halo 5, but I've got to leave my Xbox One at home.
Monday, 08 June 2015 08:11 AM
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#16105 If I was a chair I'd be a fat ass chair
Monday, 08 June 2015 08:09 AM
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#16088 Sometimes I wonder why society so graciously accepts the idea that work should grind you down and make you unhappy. Maybe I'm a dreamer, but, man, I think life's too short for that.
Monday, 08 June 2015 08:09 AM
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#16089 To preface this, I don't think of homosexuals any differently than heterosexuals, but I'm almost positive that my soul mate is gay, and it truly breaks my heart
Monday, 08 June 2015 08:08 AM
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#16090 Call me old fashioned but a dress is supposed to go past your vagina.
Monday, 08 June 2015 08:07 AM
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#16091 There are so many beautiful ladies in my intro to women and gender studies class. It's a shame that I'm gay or else I'd have tried to get some numbers by now.
Monday, 08 June 2015 08:07 AM
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#16092 I've peed in all the showers of my sorority house bathroom because those dumb bitches can suck it.