#16197 Dear girls, I hate hearing about your weekend stories on Monday. Bragging about how drunk you were isn't attractive.

#16196 I don't have yellow fever. Yellow fever has me.

#16195 Sometimes, I wish my girlfriend would compliment me more. I understand the the guy should always compliment the girl, which I always do. I just wish I would get even a fraction of that in return. Its creating a lack of confidence because I feel that I've changed in her eyes. Ladies, please compliment your boyfriends, because it makes them feel better about themselves and about their relationship.

#16194 For about 95% of you, your major and your GPA don't matter to any potential employer. Get through it and work interesting/semi-relevant jobs and you'll be fine.

#16193 To my crush, if you can see this I want to let you know that I want to ask you out on a date and see how everything goes, because I am crazy about you.

#16192 I'm female, but I don't really have a definite sexuality. I'm attracted to dykes and feminine men. This, unfortunately, means I'm often attracted to gay men. Basically, the more androgynous a person is the more attractive I find them (this goes for transgender people as well). I'm pretty much attracted to people with pretty faces.

#16191 I feel bad when a girl's boyfriend checks me out. Like what the hell, she's right next to you?! Goes to show you shouldn't date a whore either, ladies.

#16190 I feel like grad school is ruining my life.