#16285 After never getting stood up in my life, I've been stood up twice in one week. The fuck is going on?

#16284 I run naked laps around the stadium after every exam... soooooo refreshing!

#16283 I hate my roommate. All he does is play FIFA until 3 in the morning with half of the people on my floor crammed in our room. I have early classes every day, and he doesn't have a class earlier than 12. I've been staying at my girlfriend's apartment for the past few days because I just can't stand him.

#16282 Nice gentlemen > Boys who think they're hot shit

#16281 I feel like a majority of people that I felt were close friends of mine last semester were all just pretending. Sometimes this place is like high school all over again.

#16280 When I really want to test my relationship with a girl. I just fart infront of her. Needless to say, I have not found the one, but I have wheated out the week ones.

#16279 Just had a guy start to play slow jams in the stall next to me while he was taking a massive dump...

#16278 every time i look at a guy on campus i imagine if he would be good in bed or not.