#16350 That awkward moment when you're staring at a girl do squats in front of you and not noticing there's a mirror in front of her and she could see you staring the whole time.

#16349 That feeling of rejection when you stand there for 5 seconds holding a door open for a girl but she decides to use the other door.

#16348 I kind of think it would be really cool to have a cook slave over a sex slave.

#16347 whats a nigga got to do to get a gogurt up in this bitch

#16346 Why is it that we love those who don't equally love us back? I've suffered from unrequited love and I can't seem to help think about him every now and then. When I do, it makes me sad to realize that only a year ago..we were happy and now, we haven't spoken in a year.

#16345 So literally like 90% of the friends around my age that get married are devout Christians. What I'm about to say will probably sound terrible and I'm not denying that they've found love. That being said, I'm betting the big reason they're getting married so young is just so they can go ahead and have sex already. Just saying.

#16344 Im sorry to say this but Digimon is wayy better than Pokemon. I mean all pokemon do is just say there names and digimon look way cooler. Sorry but its da truth.

#16343 I secretly love and approve of women who say they're Christian but end up sleeping with half the men they know. Preach on ladies, I love it.