#16401 My best girl friend is the most apathetic, unsympathetic ice bitch on campus. Last semester I went through a painful and emotionally crippling breakup with my girlfriend of over a year and my friend just stood by and watched the whole thing crumble even though she's friends with both of us. When I tried soliciting her advice or council she constantly flaked saying she didn't want to get involved. I thought friends were supposed to stand up for each other in times of personal crises, not recede up their own assholes and pretend conflicts don't exist. Thanks for nothing, "friend."

#16402 You don't have to entertain our eyes to be professional. Not only is it proven that you perform better when dressing well but professors also take notice. Not to mention it doesn't take that much effort to put on a god damn pair of jeans and a regular sized t-shirt.

#16403 I get no reason boners when a projector or overhead turns on in class. Maybe technology really is taking over

#16404 I wish the rich assholes at this school would take the time to actually care about other people. It breaks my heart seeing how people suffer in third world countries. Their obsessions with ungrateful fucks like the Kardashians disgusts me. I just wish they could realize how fortunate they are to have what they have, and utilize it effectively in order to help others who are in need. Little do they know, helping others grants you so much more happiness than money ever will. If they only knew...

#16405 I was a virgin before college and since my freshman year, I've slept with over 20 guys, with absolutely no regrets. Sorry I'm not sorry, but sex is too good to pass up

#16406 If it's not in your mouth it belongs in your crotch. That should be everyone's life moto.

#16407 I'm in love with a guy that's more than a hundred miles away, but he's a complete douche and only talks to me when he is bored...

#16408 My friend told me that her sorority has to do 10 hours of community service for the whole year. 10 hours. That's nothing. I'm in CLUBS that ask for 50. I'd do them without the club, but really? 10 hours? And girls I've spoken to from this particular sorority acted like they're saints...