#16656 Every time a girl doesn't pick me I feel bad for her

#16657 Every time I see that Australian guy walk around with all his swag, I want to do things to him that his kangaroo land hasn't ever seen. Sincerely, I hope you like blondes.

#16658 My roomate is extremely messy and his cloths lie around our dorm room. One day, i just decided to start throwing his shit out of the window. Half his wardrobe is gone and he has yet to notice. Sorry buddy

#16659 don't know why, but I have the BIGGEST sweet tooth for brown guys. Arab, Indian, Pakistani, whatever!! holla @ meeeeee, please and thank you. love, your favorite white girl

#16641 Just got kicked off Christianmingle.com Apparently LuciferLover666 wasn't an appropriate name.

#16642 My English teacher is total hottie and I always daydream about us getting jiggy. He's such a fucking hipster, its so sexy. I went to his office hours the other day and all I wanted was for him to grab my face and make out with me. Why can't this be like one of those movies with the student-professor affairs?

#16643 I was having sex with my boyfriend and he had to stop in the middle to use his inhaler.. I had to try soo hard not to laugh

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