Saturday, 27 June 2015 07:27 AM
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#16707 Obesity doesn't run in your family. Nobody runs in your family.
Saturday, 27 June 2015 07:25 AM
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#16697 Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide never taught me how to piece my night back together after blacking out.
Saturday, 27 June 2015 07:23 AM
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#16686 Girls who wear Jordan's scare me
Saturday, 27 June 2015 07:22 AM
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#16685 He left a sperry in my room... I'm going to track him down like Cinderella at the ball! Best sex of my life!
Saturday, 27 June 2015 07:19 AM
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#16684 I always know I'm drunk when I look in the mirror and can't get over how pretty I am.
Saturday, 27 June 2015 07:18 AM
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#16683 Surprised my liver with some water today.
Saturday, 27 June 2015 07:17 AM
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#16682 I always feel like I'm lying to my dentist when I brush my teeth before my appointment.
Saturday, 27 June 2015 07:17 AM
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#16681 I knew I was screwed when the asian guy sitting next to me said 'shit' during the exam.