#16711 To the girl who I spoke to in a horribly fake British accent that one night, I'd still love to go out with you.

#16712 To the tall, cute, Jewish boy at the corec... I want to tongue punch your stink hole

#16713 Malik, you'll know who I am when the time is right, probably at 3 AM on a friday night when i'm all over you.

#16714 I'm in love with Molly. I have too much to say about her. She's sexy she's hot and her accent...... MOLLLSSS BE MY GIRL

#16715 I was studying in the study rooms in the math building and found this written on the chalk board, "twas the night before finals, and all through the halls, all the students were crying, and puking in stalls, the professors, they failed all the papers with glee, and dreams lay there shattered for the whole world to see."

#16716 Why does my boyfriend's girl friends call me always past midnight like 2am or 4am?

#16720 I never really understood the concept of post-masturbatory shame until I stopped watching passionate/"woman friendly" porn and started watching gangbang, incest and rape porn (I'm a girl).

#16719 Its coming up on 4 years since I moved out of my parents house and I still find myself doing things just because no one can tell me no. Beer and icecream for breakfast, video games all day saturday, and you know I damn sure didnt cover the frozen burritos and easy mac I just microwaved for dinner.