#16811 I like the way cum feels coming down my throat... (; you see what I did there?

#16810 I like watching old people porn

#16807 I have a weird relationship with clouds. Cloud are like my bae.

#16806 I am in need of some advice. I have been dating my boyfriend for about 2 years. I love him and he loves me. I sees triage in our future but I also see a few roadblocks. I am overly attached when we are in a long distance relationship. When he doesn't text me or call me I feel as though my efforts are not being reciprocated. I lash out on him for these things and it gets me nowhere and always end up apologizing. Is he not as invested as I am? Is he just THAT busy all the time? I am not sure what is wrong with me. Help!

#16805 I find Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran's friendship very adorable. But then once in awhile, I'd think "but what if Ed actually loves Tay?" They could be Ron and Hermione omg! Well those two's turned into lovers after years of being friends, so there's still a chance, right?

#16804 There is a chipmunk that sits outside of the 2nd floor exit in harrison hall guys side that I see sitting there just before I leave for class every morning.

#16803 My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

#16802 I'm horrible at bowling