#16848 Thank you urban dictionary for teaching me the ways of now people

#16849 I've been waking up at around 5:30 to 6:30 for summer classes, and every weekend I can't sleep past 8. Why!!!! Even if I stayed up past 2. Screw you internal clock!

#16850 I've never had pizza with stuffed crust

#16846 In my previous job, i was seduced by my boss… She was very charming and sexy… I felt so cheap after that encounter… But i had to do it… I got a nice raise and annual leave approvals whenever i want… i thought of it as a business deal… But still… I feel cheap…

#16839 There’s one boy with a heart I love, and a cynicism that makes me laugh forever.
But his feelings are guarded by armor I’m afraid I’ll never break.
There’s another boy who’s sweetness and gentility make my heart swell.
But he’s got his own problems, and a girlfriend who I could never hurt.
And then there’s him. The boy who can’t leave me alone. The boy who used me to cheat on his girlfriend. And somehow I love him still.

#16840 I want to set up a system of rule that is based on intelligential segregation and abolish democracy and keep the masses under control any way necessary.
I believe i can do it.

#16841 I didn’t like Braveheart!!! Finally! I said it!!!

#16842 Why is queefing so embarrassing