#30289 Not going to lie, today is quiet possibly the worst day. Please sent cute pet photos.

#30283 To the two guys who asked me about the name of a machine at the Corec - you’re both cute and I was flattered that you thought I looked like someone who knew what she was doing ??

#30288 To #30236 I totally relate. I think all of us have a Jeckyll and Hyde inside us, and how well they come out is just a matter of conditioning. Like you I’m aware of doing great things but sometimes I’m even more aware of my ability to do terrible things. But self-awareness is what helps exercises such demons. And that’s why we are still living a decent life.

#30251 I wish you would break up with your boyfriend so we can be together. I know that you don't love him. I've had a crush on you for over a year. We're better for each other I know you see it too.

#30252 Is there a groupme for CS381?

#30294 are you F-ing kidding dude?! I swear to God if you're not fucking with me you'll be sorry. You can't take a break up like a normal man. You have to flake. I made those tapes for YOU because you LIKED them. I also thought you'd be reasonable about this... but I guess not. We're bros for life remember?? We BOTH signed a pledge. A betrayal like this is lower than low. But if you think a strip tease video is something to hide around campus, then fine. I'll look for it night and day until I find it. But first I'll tell everyone that you can't last longer than 30 seconds. Good luck finding another guy who will put up with that.

#30253 To the cute chemE junior standing behind me in line at the career fair: I don't know why I felt the need to tell you my dream job, but thanks for the support.

#30254 "What do you call a shortening company that only employs people named Christopher?

Chris Co."