Tuesday, 07 July 2015 09:40 AM
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#16962 I wish I weren't gay because I've been in bed with 3 girls in the last 7 days and they've all tried to have sex with me. Damn you, fate.
Tuesday, 07 July 2015 09:39 AM
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#16961 Boys, let me confess something. Messaging someone "I love you in a non-creeper way" makes it no less creepy.
Tuesday, 07 July 2015 09:39 AM
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#16960 Girls like sleeping with the same guys so their number doesn't go up, guy like sleeping with different girls so their number does go up
Tuesday, 07 July 2015 09:38 AM
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#16959 Apparently Australian scientists are trying to make condoms more sexy, I'm signing up for testing
Tuesday, 07 July 2015 09:37 AM
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#16958 My friends keep going out without me and it feels like shit. I have no idea how to bring it up or even if I should.
Tuesday, 07 July 2015 08:56 AM
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#16957 Oh Mary, I'm in deep water...
Tuesday, 07 July 2015 04:07 AM
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#16947 i enjoy picking my dandruff then picking it out of my nails and making a big pile with them. i expecially love big chunks ok them gettting stuck in my nails.
Tuesday, 07 July 2015 04:06 AM
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#16948 Why is it that when you walk past, I have to be laughing? I'm not even doing it for you. It's as if I'm trying to kid myself into believing that I don't need you to be happy.