#17087 I've mad way too many drunk mistakes in just a month

#17074 If you're coming to hang out at 10 at night we are having sex lol or getting kicked out

#17043 My roommate is DIRTY. this girl left her USED tampon on the bathroom counter WTF

#17069 I apologize in advance for my ratchetness and the nuisance I will be to society tonight

#17044 I want my first daughter to be a girl

#17003 Why the fuck does everyone on this page have some weird ass belief that you can't judge people if you don't personally know them? If you say some dumb shit, I reserve the right to judge and think of you how I will based on your statements. I haven't met Donald Trump but I think I have the right to think he's a prick because he says some shitty things. It's the same with anyone else.

#17004 mmmm i feel hungry when ever i watch hannibal..

#17005 I am all for #BodyAcceptance but there's a line beyond which you just look ugl... umm... unhygienic. Give me all the "my body, my choice" rant you want. We both know you are only fooling yourself by pretending skin rashes are beautiful and you need not wash your hair.