#17014 Fuck people who are against cargo shorts. Ima do me and not let all these haters tell me what to do! Plus I got the most beautiful girlfriend in the world, so suck on that, haters!

#17015 Is it weird that I masturbate while touching my significant other when they're asleep?

My significant other goes to sleep easily. It takes longer for me so I cuddle them, and would always get very aroused. And I usually masturbate while also touching their body. They know that. Is it weird?

#17016 *broke up with gf. she is mad*

Me: You need to get over me like I'm trying to get over you
Her: *in a fit of rage* It's not fair! Why do you always have to be so damn happy?
Me: *shrug* so it's my fault? lol

Did I hear that correctly? "Why do I have to be so happy?"
*spits out water* Hahahaha this chick has issues

#17038 babe, i want you back so bad please give me another chance!!

#17017 want to know who your loyal friends are? drop something in a store and watch if they run.

#17018 This girl told me she had chlamydia right before we were about to have sex like I was going to be okay with it...yeet

#17019 I've noticed a lot of confessons of suicidal thoughts. I think it would be awesome if the admin could attach the suicide prevention hotline and/or CAPS number to the confession submission page. Something like "If you're feeling hopeless and thinking about suicide you're not alone dear Boilermaker. There are people here that can help such as..."

#17020 I have a mad case of the walking farts. When people look at me with my earphones in I know perfectly well why...