#17107 So yesterday this really hot christian dude was hitting on me. I was super into it and I thought we were gonna fuck but then he just invited me to his church group. I thought it was a date but turns out that's just how they recruit people. fml.

#17108 I truly feel like sexual intercourse should only be done for the sole purpose of procreation, because our Lord and savior Jesus Christ requires us to fill the land with those who will recognize and worship Him. All you people having sexual intercourse for pleasure outside of wedlock disgust me. You need Jesus. And frequent STD testing.

#17109 I'm a girl and I like to drive rather than the guy drive. I have a nice car so why not. Anyway I try to send subliminal messages to guys I go on dates with through the music I play. Last night on the way home with a guy I was really liking, I played "are you gonna stay the night?" And kind of sung it and looked at him. But it backfired for the first time and he went home ;(

#17110 Whenever i travel to a place where people don't know me, i always fake a british accent the entire trip. I don't know if it was the accent, but i've been laid on multiple occasions.

#17111 I got drunk told my best friend thats a girl that i've kinda been crushing on. That i fapped to her pictures before. We haven't spoke to each other since. I thought she would be flattered.

#17112 There is nothing more disappointing than being "in the mood", inviting your boyfriend over, shaving your legs for him, just to get a text once you are done that he won't be able to make it.

#17101 I blame romantic novels and movies for my high expectations on men, and also the reason why i am still single.

#17116 I'm a girl, and i actually like taking the initiative when it comes to men. If i see a hot guy, i go up to him and talk to him. this works 10x better than men that aren't your type approaching you.