#17127 My most recent ex named her new dog after me. We're still cool and all but i dont know if that was a subliminal message she was trying to put across. bitch.

#17132 I keep a tiny piece of tape over the front facing camera on my phone and computer because im paranoid someones watching me

#17131 I hate my housemate and her stupid cat! She is lazy and extremely dirty. She's a few years older yet I often feel like I am her mother having to clean up after her, reminding her to pay the rent and her part of the bills. I am counting down the days till the lease is over and I can kick her out. Next time I won't be so naive to believe people are actually honest about their living habits on Facebook. Biggest and most annoying lesson of my life

#17130 I confess that I'm a woman trapped in a man's body. I'm a woman with a penis, and I intend to keep it. Not only am I woman, I am a lesbian woman trapped in a man's body. And not just any lesbian woman, but I am butch lesbian woman with a penis trapped in a man's body

#17129 I have a friend who constantly tries to cheat on his girlfriend, like he is obsessed with it, and it makes me sick. She is the sweetest girl, and he treats her like garbage. He's already told me that the only reason he stays with her is because she pays for rent. Should I tell her?

#17124 Fuck this shit, from now on I'm putting down for management positions. I have to babysit my fucking worthless supervisor, n seriously she can't you're a damn name into a text box and hit save? It takes 5 seconds, n no effort, you're not sweating, you're not on a road close to death to change s a truck drivers tire, you're typing a name and she fucks it up...

#17123 I love you, I know it feels really early, but I just can't wait any longer. I can't wait for texts can't for dates. I can't wait for you to decide wether you think you'll hurt me or not. I've been broken down and built back up twice by you and it's dug straight into my heart. I've broken. Waiting just to see letters you thought were appropriate to send, waiting to see if you want to know me, if you are ready. It's starting to break me down. There's nothing more right now that I want than to be with you right now, but just one thing and you know what that is. In all honesty I hope you don't see this. I feel weak and exposed by saying this. I know for sure you know who I am if you came across this. I don't know why I couldn't say it directly yet.

#17118 The song that most fits my current mood would have to be Feelings by The Offspring.