#17245 One of my friends likes this girl but he knew I liked her first. I'm being a good friend by letting him pursue her even though I know he really won't do it

#17244 I confess that I've never used a urinal. I just can't. I don't get how other guys just unzip and use it. When I piss, I just gotta have my privacy and let it all out. I feel so restricted whenever I attempt to use one.

#17243 I dream of nerf wars on campus over rare trading cards...

#17242 Boys, it's easy to tell when you lie about your sexual prowess. Don't do it. You're a virgin? Fine, I'll show you the ropes. You claim you're a pro and proceed to use teeth during oral? Not getting a call back. Sorry.

#17241 I'm scared I'm going to fail a class. My parents payed out of pocke at first and my financial aid just came in so I feel bad that I might fail. I have no one to blame but myself but I just need to whine and hope I do well on the final.

#17240 My biggest fear is ending up in a cubicle doing a job that I have no interest in.

#17239 Is it weird to have an excel sheet filled with information on all of my past, current, and potential fuck buddies? It's a lot to keep track of and I have a good enough memory to actually remember it all but an excel workbook makes management soooooo much easier, like you have no idea lol.

My confession: Part of me wants to share this excel file wit others so they can follow the format and do the same. It's kinda cool

#17238 This year I'm rooming with one of my best friends that I made at Purdue from my freshman year. We didn't live together last year but I was also friends with his old roommate who told me that he likes to randomly lock his room and will keep the room for him and his girl without warning. My friend's a good guy and I'm hoping it won't be an issue; just to be safe though, how do I approach him about this topic without seeming awkward/intrusive/jealous?