#17358 Accents. Are. So. Fucking. Sexy.

#17357 I've seen this girl watching porn in class, I hope your earphones accidentally get unplugged

#17356 Is pluto a planet or not?

#17355 So countries and nations are considered states? I'm confused

#17354 My roommate is having sex with his girlfriend and we developed this system, before he cums he will knock on the wall and I will yell something funny. This time I yelled, "Finish Her!" and he came and yelled back, "Fatality!"
Last time was, "Snake? SNAAAAAKE!"
Needless to say she can never look me in the eye.

#17353 I just want to find a cute girl in campus that will play Runescape with me. I'll treat her like a princess by giving her all my gold and helping her with quests.

#17352 All these girls out here can twerk and shit but can ya'll cook?

#17351 Passive Aggression is more annoying than any damn thing. I usually hate beating around the bush but I tend to become that when I am around an extremely pretty girl.