#17398 "Nice guys finish last" is usually attributed to baseball manager Leo Durocher, talking about the Giants.

#17395 Why are all the female corec workers so hot? Its like the corec only hired 10s and rejected everyone else. I get distracted every time one of them walks by.

#17396 Backpacking Europe, I was excited to see two young guys in Purdue gear walking in front of me around Amsterdam. I said hello, told them where I was from and made quick small talk, when I asked, "So have you guys smoked yet?" They got quiet, looked at each other, then looked back at me, and just replied, "No."
I stood there for a second and then started walking away saying "Well, have fun!"

#17394 I am better then you. I'm smarter, classier, more interesting. I care about the world. I have deeper emotions then "those shoes are pretty!" I don't care about that.

#17393 Is anyone here majoring in nanotechnology?

#17392 i have been smoking for the past two and a half years n my parents still havent come to know of it.

#17391 i enjoy picking my dandruff then picking it out of my nails and making a big pile with them. i expecially love big chunks ok them gettting stuck in my nails.

#17397 I want to become pregnant soo much ... and all i see on tv is stuff on pregnancy .. and that makes me want to get pregnant more... and yet i have no boyfriend.